Välkommen!!

Thank you for visiting my lame-ass site. You are here most likely because I told you to go here. If I didn't tell you, you must of gotten here by accident because this place is not worth looking up! You are # to have had the misfortune of coming here. I don't plan on updating this page very often, so it is safe to say once you've been here, you need not return! MWUHAHAHAHAH

   Oh, and if you would like to sign my ever-empty guestbook... feel free to do so here. Or read it there.